You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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