Me too!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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