If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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