Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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