I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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