He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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