I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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