My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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