Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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