Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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