Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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