Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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