Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
