I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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