I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize