singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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