If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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