Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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