Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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