i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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