physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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