The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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