I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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