I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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