I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I am naked and annoyed.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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