The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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