U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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