I hope mine doesn't look like that
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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