is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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