Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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