Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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