Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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