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I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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