hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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