Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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