to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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