I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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