Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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