We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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