what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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