I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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