I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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