i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I currently don't understand fingers.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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