I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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