I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i would punch a child for taco bell
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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