so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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