yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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