If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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