we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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