we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The ass gains better be worth it
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