Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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