i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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