remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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