I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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