I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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